This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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