forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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