Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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