Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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