Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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