my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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