im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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