fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Found your dick twin last night
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Dick very happy bro
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
