Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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