i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
They have beer where we have blood.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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