dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.