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arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life

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(615): arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life http://tfl.nu/ewvo

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We named our party play list daddy issues

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(704): We named our party play list daddy issues http://tfl.nu/zy7m

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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?

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(919): Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously? http://tfl.nu/b5p0

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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend

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(267): Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend http://tfl.nu/as99

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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.

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(443): Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit. http://tfl.nu/mbv0

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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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(815): i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision. http://tfl.nu/h6vg

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It's chlamydia! Thank God!

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(408): It's chlamydia! Thank God! http://tfl.nu/1hqj

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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.

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I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.

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I referred to the cat as amicable.

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(760): Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat. (619): I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race. (760): I referred to the cat as amicable. http://tfl.nu/ls44

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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.

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(760): I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite. http://tfl.nu/b3g6

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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...

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(517): Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night... http://tfl.nu/6g5l

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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"

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(250): It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool" http://tfl.nu/hd0u

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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.

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(815): I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle. http://tfl.nu/d26w

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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.

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(818): I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish. http://tfl.nu/82ma

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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes

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(561): If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes http://tfl.nu/y5re

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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.

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(858): I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away. http://tfl.nu/ji0d

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