Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now