Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5

(312): View more from Illinois

Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy

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(415): View more from California

Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.

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(708): View more from Illinois

The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking

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(714): View more from California

Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?

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(613): View more from Ontario

She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!

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(905): View more from Ontario

Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.

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