honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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