is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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