seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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