That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
