She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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