he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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