I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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