I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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