Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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