just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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