Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Randomize
