Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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