sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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