did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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