Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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