Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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