so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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