I can text with my tongue
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I deserve this hangover.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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