wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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