The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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