no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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