More tranny stories later!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You were trust falling into bushes
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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