billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.