Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.