I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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