i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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