The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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