I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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