At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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ugly people sure do ruin things
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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