Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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