Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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