I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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