I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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