We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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