Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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