Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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