That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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