dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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