During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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