Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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