Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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