All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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