I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
