that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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