yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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