i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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