I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
now i know why i became what i already was.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Never joke about your clitoris.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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